Ford v. Ferrari wins five Satellite Awards

To the unfamiliar, the below list of award winners might look like an extraordinary endorsement for Ford v. Ferrari, a movie that's been humming around the edge of the big-time so far this awards season. Could this be its big breakthrough? Alas, no, it's just the Satellite Awards, the only (arguably) notable contribution to the world each year from the comically-named International Press Academy. They're the 'critics' who couldn't stomach being members of the almost-equally comically-named Hollywood Foreign Press Association (who decide upon the Golden Globes), and so created this even-more irrelevant splinter group, with its even more laughable tastes.
Ford v. Ferrari is, by all means, one of the most Satellite Awards-y movies ever made. Ditto Motherless Brooklyn, which puts up a remarkably strong showing here, to no-one's surprises and to no-one's particular pleasure, except perhaps Edward Norton. If you're looking for the nominations list (though why would you?), you won't find it here, because I couldn't be bothered publishing it.
Best Motion Picture, Drama
FORD V. FERRARI
Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
ONCE UPON A TIME... IN HOLLYWOOD
Best Director
JAMES MANGOLD (FORD V. FERRARI)
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
SCARLETT JOHANSSON (MARRIAGE STORY)
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
AWKWAFINA (THE FAREWELL)
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
CHRISTIAN BALE (FORD V. FERRARI)
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
TARON EGERTON (ROCKETMAN)
Best Actress in a Supporting Role
JENNIFER LOPEZ (HUSTLERS)
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
WILLEM DAFOE (THE LIGHTHOUSE)
Best Screenplay, Original
NOAH BAUMBACH (MARRIAGE STORY)
Best Screenplay, Adapted
TODD PHILLIPS AND SCOTT SILVER (JOKER)
Best Cinematography
ROGER DEAKINS (1917)
Best Film Editing
ANDREW BUCKLAND AND MICHAEL MCCUSKER (FORD V. FERRARI)
Best Art Direction and Production Design
MICHAEL AHERN AND BETH MICKLE (MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN)
Best Costume Design
RUTH E. CARTER (DOLEMITE IS MY NAME)
Best Sound (Editing and Mixing)
DAVID GIAMMARCO, PAUL MASSEY, STEVEN A. MORROW AND DONALD SYLVESTER (FORD V. FERRARI)
Best Visual Effects
JOE LETTERI AND ERIC SAINDON (ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL)
Best Original Score
HILDUR GUDNADOTTIR (JOKER)
Best Original Song
'(I'M GONNA) LOVE ME AGAIN' (ROCKETMAN)
Best Ensemble
KNIVES OUT
Best Motion Picture, Animated or Mixed Media
THE LION KING
Best Motion Picture, Documentary
63 UP
Best Motion Picture, International
TRUTH AND JUSTICE
Best First Feature
LAURE DE CLERMONT-TONNERRE (THE MUSTANG)
Auteur Award
EDWARD NORTON (MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN)
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